[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]
"Welcome to another exciting episode of Delray's number one game show, The Joker's Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about tonight's contestants."
"Hey, mother fuckers! Get ready for the killer show up in this bitch! We got a cop, we got a judge, and we got a redneck, so step the fuck up and play The Joker's Wild!"
[Verse 1: Violent J]
Woohoo! Everybody smile
Guess who's back on your underground dial (Who?)
It's the game show host with the most (Violent J)
And tonight we finna have a little pig roast
Cop copper, it's been a long while
Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle
Mr. Pig-Man packing that steel
But tonight, you ain't shit, now spin the fuckin' wheel
(Ooh) Looks good, nice try
Now let's see just how ya gonna die
Lucky, lucky, he landed on Carpenter Jed
He just pounds nails in your forehead
The pig got lucky that time
But let's take a look who's next down the line
Oh, the 43rd District judge, hey pal
Remember me? You threw me in jail
Take a spin or I'll snap your neck
The clicker's landed, let me check
The Jukey, hey it ain't bad at all
We just cut your face off and slap your skull
Who's next for the games and fun?
Hillbilly Earl, come on down, run
The redneck that sicked his dog on me
Now that's gonna cost you a spin, buddy
Spin around and around it goes
Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes
Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile
Anything goes on the Joker's Wild
"Welcome to another exciting episode of Delray's number one game show, The Joker's Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about tonight's contestants."
"Hey, mother fuckers! Get ready for the killer show up in this bitch! We got a cop, we got a judge, and we got a redneck, so step the fuck up and play The Joker's Wild!"
[Verse 1: Violent J]
Woohoo! Everybody smile
Guess who's back on your underground dial (Who?)
It's the game show host with the most (Violent J)
And tonight we finna have a little pig roast
Cop copper, it's been a long while
Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle
Mr. Pig-Man packing that steel
But tonight, you ain't shit, now spin the fuckin' wheel
(Ooh) Looks good, nice try
Now let's see just how ya gonna die
Lucky, lucky, he landed on Carpenter Jed
He just pounds nails in your forehead
The pig got lucky that time
But let's take a look who's next down the line
Oh, the 43rd District judge, hey pal
Remember me? You threw me in jail
Take a spin or I'll snap your neck
The clicker's landed, let me check
The Jukey, hey it ain't bad at all
We just cut your face off and slap your skull
Who's next for the games and fun?
Hillbilly Earl, come on down, run
The redneck that sicked his dog on me
Now that's gonna cost you a spin, buddy
Spin around and around it goes
Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes
Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile
Anything goes on the Joker's Wild
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