Harry Freakin’ Potter (Live) Team StarKid (Ft. Ali Gordon, Bonnie Gruesen, Brian Holden, Brian Rosenthal, Corey Dorris, Darren Criss, Dylan Saunders, Jaime Lyn Beatty, Jim Povolo, Joe Moses, Joey Richter, Jon Matteson, Joseph Walker, Julia Albain, Lauren Lopez, Lily Marks, Meredith Stepien, Richard Campbell, Robert Manion & Tyl

[JOEY]
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
You don't understand
You're a legend, man, to us all
Every son and daughter

[ALL]
Safe!

[JOEY]
From You-Know-Who
All because of you, you were small
But I wonder if you can recall?

[JOEY & ENSEMBLE]
Long story short, this guy (ooh...)
(whispered) Voldemort (ooh...)
Was super cruel (ooh...)

[DARREN, spoken]
Voldemort?

[ALL]
Huh! Shh!

[JOEY & ENSEMBLE]
He tried to kill you and your parents (ooh...)
And this is where it gets intensely cool (ooh...)