Everyday Normal Guy Jon Lajoie

[Hook]
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
Nothin special 'bout me, motherfucker!
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
When I go to the clubs I wait in line, motherfucker!
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
I got six hundred dollars in the bank, motherfucker!
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
And my sexual performances are average

[Verse 1]
I work at customer service for a phone company
I make twelve bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much, I like to watch TV
I can't afford a car, I use public transportation
I don't mind, I read 'til I reach my destination
Sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
The amount of money I save, the shit is off the hook
And I'm not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average lookin'
Last time I had sex was in 2003
And I am ashamed to admit, but it wasn't free

[Hook]
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
I get nervous in social situations, motherfucker!
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
I get constipated once a month, motherfucker!
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
And I make pretty good spaghetti sauce, motherfucker!
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
And I get scared when I go see the dentist