What The Fuck Too $hort

[Verse 1]
What the fuck is wrong with Too $hort?
What the fuck you tryin' to make somethin' new for?
Why that nigga keep spittin' all that game?
Why he still gettin' bitches? This shit is insane
All my life I've been writin' these verses
Learned the game 'cause I like to go in pussy and purses
It feels good to be a muthafuckin' pimp
Sometimes I knock a bitch just to do it on the strength
Every time you see me, I'm on 'em
That's how we was raised up in Northern California
She bought it all and if you gotta ask why
You ain't on the case, man, you not a P-I
Don't trip, I know what's up with you
You take her shopping and the bitch ain't even fuckin' you
Nigga, you 'bout as sorry as they come
They took you to a strip club and bought up all the ones

[Chorus]
What the fuck!
What the fuck!
What the fuck, bitch!

[Verse 2]
What the fuck is wrong with some of you bitches?
Waitin' on a wealthy man to come through with riches
And shower you with presents - what's the mission?
You shoulda been a ho 'cause there's really no difference
What you want - a marriage and babies with a millionaire?
But not too many ladies get to live in here
You better stay in school
'Cause old sluts with ball players just ain't too cool
Spent all them years on your back
Hella niggas with contracts, they fucked that
Bitch, you got some things on your mind
Used to be a dime and now you ain't so fine
And all the little girls wanna be just like you
They wanna fuck a rich nigga too
You worse than me - you not a good role model
Offer her a shot, the bitch drank the whole bottle