Smooth Talkin’ Ninja Sex Party

[Intro]
You know, Ninja Brian, it's not enough to just be the world's most amazing lover
You also have to be a smooth talker
Well, of course, I know how to talk to women!
Give me a delicious groove, this is what I tell them:

[Verse 1]
Girl, I'm gonna take my flang-diddly out and slam it in your flump
(That's right)
Then, without a sound, I'll run my tongue all up and down your whole sp'kunk
(You like that?)
Then, I'll flip you 'round and lay you down
And rub my gank up on your shmears (all over your shmears)
Your pliver will start to quiver when I grab your stanky nootputs by the fleers

[Chorus]
Oh! Open your heart and give me a taste of your flarmp
I'm gonna lightly stroke your flendal 'til you twarf
Then I will gently flick your turfles, baby
'Til you scream "Oh my God I'm gonna quambely it so hard!"

[Interlude]
Damn, that's some smooth talking
Plenty more where that came from (Unh!)
Now it's-- oh, horns, sorry