Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song) The Lonely Island

[Verse 1]
Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
Want to take her home, make her my wife
Knew she was a freak when she started talking
She said, "Fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden" (Ooh woah)
That girl was a freak
She said she wanted me to fuck her harder than the military

[Chorus]
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
Fucked Bin Laden
She wanted to fuck me harder than the US government
Fucked Bin Laden

[Verse 2]
Uh, she was a freaky kind of girl
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically, one event
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
She said, "Do me like that"
But I couldn't track the metaphor
That said, I can see you horny like a stegosaur
That said, again, your request is so irregular
She put on a beard, I started looking out the exit door
Then a turban, then a tunic
She said, "Invade my cave with your special unit"
I said, "He wasn't in a cave," but there was no stopping
She demanded that I fuck her like we