Fenian Record Player The Irish Brigade

[Verse 1]
Wee Willie John McFadden was a loyal Orange Prod
Who thought that Ian Paisley was just one step down from God
He thought they ate the children in the backwoods of Ardoyne
And he thought that history started with the Battle Of The Boyne
He thought that history started with the Battle Of The Boyne


[Verse 2]
One day he took a brick in his hand and he dandered up the Falls
He was mumbling "Up The Rangers" and hummin' "Derry's Walls"
He broke the big shop window to annoy the Pope of Rome
And he took a rеcord player out and then he startеd home
He took a record player out and then he started home


[Verse 3]
Next night they had a hooley in his local Orange Hall
Wee Willie took his player to make music for the ball
He chose a stack of records of a very loyal kind
But when the music started up he nearly lost his mind
But when the music started up he nearly lost his mind


[Verse 4]
This Fenian Record Player was a rebel to the core
It played the songs the Orange Hall had never heard before
For "Dolly's Braes" and "Derry's Walls" it didn't give a fig
And it speeded up "God Save The Queen" till it sounded like a jig
It speeded up "God Save The Queen" till it sounded like a jig