We’re A Happy Family The Queers

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy

Sitting here in Queens
Eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines
Gulping down Thorazines
We ain't got no friends
Our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me, Mom, and Daddy