Needlemouse the Musical Random Encounters

[DOCTOR EGGMAN]
My name is Eggman and I'm the best
But my plans are always stopped by that blue pest!
They think I'm mad, but I'm quite keen!
If you don't believe me, try Mean Bean Machine!

[SONIC THE HEDGEHOG]
My name is Sonic! I'm the Blue Blur!
I have running shoes and spiny cyan fur
I'm blazing fast, as you all know!
If you don't pick me in Brawl, then you're too slow!

[MILES "TAILS" PROWER]
My name is Miles, but "Tails" is what they call me!
I'm very little. I don't have any family...
I'm just an orphan... Will somebody adopt me?
'Cause I can spin my tails and fly real high
And build you new technology!

[KNUCKLES THE ECHIDNA]
I'm called Knuckles. Yeah, that's my name
I don't know why I'm singing; this is lame...
I'm an еchidna. What else to say...?
I protect thе Chaos Emeralds. Now go away!

[SONIC, EGGMAN, KNUCKLES, TAILS]
Knuckles, that wasn't very musical!
Yes, my verse was far superior!
I don't like singing, okay?
Aw, c’mon, Knux!
Yeah, c’mon! Step it up!
Sounded a little flat, too-
I wasn't flat! Everyone leave me alone!