Everybody’s Got the Right William Parry (Ft. Annie Golden, Debra Monk, Eddie Korbich, Greg Germann, Jonathan Hadary, Lee Wilkof, Terrence Mann & Victor Garber)

[PROPRIETOR]
Hey, pal, feelin' blue?
Don't know what to do?
Hey, pal—
I mean you—yeah
C'mere and kill a President

No job? Cupboard bare?
One room, no one there?
Hey, pal, don't despair—
You wanna shoot a President?
C'mon and shoot a President

Some guys
Think they can't be winners
First prize
Often goes to rank beginners

[CZOLGOSZ, spoken]
How much?

[PROPRIETOR, spoken]
Four-fifty. Iver Johnson .32. Rubber handles. 
Owls stamped on the—

[CZOLGOSZ, spoken]
All right, give me.​