[Shock G; Humpty Hump]
Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets today?
Yo, B, don't be pullin' on my jacket, ok?
Cool, just trying to get your attention
So you can take a look at this invention
Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket
Man, what are these, condoms? Uh uh: sex packets
It's like a pill, you can either chew it up
Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup
And get this: see the girl on the cover?
You black out, and she becomes your lover
You're trippin no, I'm serious, these are authentic
Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics
Wrong again, my man, this is way more real
But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal
Yeah he's the packet man
Yeah he's the packet man
Yeah he's the packet man
Yeah he's the packet man
Well now you got me curious, I'm kinda thinkin bout buyin it
Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it
Well what exactly do I get?
Well read what it says, look at the picture Bet
It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33
Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin
Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splurge an
Get me a few of these things. How long do they last?
Well it depends, let's see
These cheap ones here are ten minutes
But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour
And these here sell for bout 40
Cause you get two girls Yeah it says orgy
Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal
You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill
And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack
It's cool, take a packet fool
Biochemically compacted sexual affection
Now here, take a look at my selection
Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets today?
Yo, B, don't be pullin' on my jacket, ok?
Cool, just trying to get your attention
So you can take a look at this invention
Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket
Man, what are these, condoms? Uh uh: sex packets
It's like a pill, you can either chew it up
Or like an alka-seltzer, dissolve it in a cup
And get this: see the girl on the cover?
You black out, and she becomes your lover
You're trippin no, I'm serious, these are authentic
Yeah, well I don't take hallucenogenics
Wrong again, my man, this is way more real
But since you know everything, I'll make someone else a deal
Yeah he's the packet man
Yeah he's the packet man
Yeah he's the packet man
Yeah he's the packet man
Well now you got me curious, I'm kinda thinkin bout buyin it
Three for ten dollars, it can't hurt to try it
Well what exactly do I get?
Well read what it says, look at the picture Bet
It says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33
Hmmm, this one here says young black virgin
Man this is crazy, I'm gonna have to splurge an
Get me a few of these things. How long do they last?
Well it depends, let's see
These cheap ones here are ten minutes
But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour
And these here sell for bout 40
Cause you get two girls Yeah it says orgy
Right, and if you're married, it's no big deal
You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill
And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack
It's cool, take a packet fool
Biochemically compacted sexual affection
Now here, take a look at my selection
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