[Intro: Joe Hawley, Ryan Scott, Jason Satz, Rob Cantor, -Andrew Laurich-, -Drew Thodeson-, -Brandon Hall-, --Rick Lax--]
We need cash
What happened to our stash?
I bought an electric guitar
I rented a shiny car
I went out to lunch
-But McDonalds is a thrifty munch-
-I purchased a random flute-
-I hired a prostitute-
--Whatever will we do?--
We'll have to think it through
[Verse 1: Brandon Hall, Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Anar Ismailov]
I know! I will start to sell my body parts
A kidney or a lung, my liver or my tongue!
I'll distribute them in jars to people driving cars!
I have a better plan, I'll marry a wealthy man
Wouldn't that make you gay?
Not necessari-lay
That would be okay, what?
I'll sleep in a separate bed, and I'll refrain from giving... kisses
We'll be happy for a while, I'll try to comply to his style
And keep his mansion clean, then I'll kill him and inherit his green
We need cash
What happened to our stash?
I bought an electric guitar
I rented a shiny car
I went out to lunch
-But McDonalds is a thrifty munch-
-I purchased a random flute-
-I hired a prostitute-
--Whatever will we do?--
We'll have to think it through
[Verse 1: Brandon Hall, Joe Hawley, Rob Cantor, Anar Ismailov]
I know! I will start to sell my body parts
A kidney or a lung, my liver or my tongue!
I'll distribute them in jars to people driving cars!
I have a better plan, I'll marry a wealthy man
Wouldn't that make you gay?
Not necessari-lay
That would be okay, what?
I'll sleep in a separate bed, and I'll refrain from giving... kisses
We'll be happy for a while, I'll try to comply to his style
And keep his mansion clean, then I'll kill him and inherit his green
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