Yoohoo Lice

[Verse 1: Homeboy Sandman]
Excellence, set it off like Genesis, Exodus
Ladies and gentlemen, focus on the swinging of the pendulum
Good for nothin's, hold your tongue like a frenulum
Catch me at the aqueduct
Had a couple ponies pay the charges I've been rackin' up
Homegirl tried to cast me, had to let her know
I'm no good for actin', 'cept for actin' up
You can catch the acupuncture, if you act the punk
Pack 'em in and pack 'em up, jump around
Roundin' up the fakers for to break 'em in; paper thin, crumble loud
Chillin' on a number cloud; less than 10, more than 8
Went from tut to honest Abe ; not a grey, modern great
Not a game, topless since I got in shape
Show it off, not ashamed
Absent from communion and immunity to iocain
Lions, tigers, spider veins, by the way
I ain't scared of Big Brother, i love my little sister
I didn't vote, i already got enough stickers
I still be myself, even when folks snicker
Folks don't be theyself, even when they ate a snickers
Solstice, equinox, off to date a stripper
So slick when it's raining I don't need a slicker
Screening phone calls, seldom do I pick up
Contravening corn balls and sellin' corn liquor
Missing mayan, here to light the candelabra
Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Hahaha, L-O-L, B-R-B, S-M-H, smiley face, whatever resonate
Hope you have a pleasant day, my favorite color is heather gray
I shave my 'stache, I had a rash but it just went away
My name is written in a language you could never say
My height and weight make up the number that you better play
When I ain't writin', I be fighting MMA
When I ain't spittin' lightin', I be drinkin' lemonade
Might gotta shield your eyes from all the light I emanate
My early shit was a big influence on Hemmingway
This fly, In loving memory of Dwight's pops, patron saint of the fish-fry
In NY pigs post pics of the pigsty
Get a load of this shit, get a load of this guy
Knuckle to your head bro, like "hello McFly"
Alla' y'all lookalikes look alive
Just in the nick of time, I part my lips to lick off like a nickel nine
And smear erythromycin on a simple mind