[ANDRE]
Dress up a monkey in Armani
He may seem precocious and cute
Despite all that primpin'
You still got a chimp in a suit
Teach him the second verse of "Swanee"
And most of "Moon River" to boot
Sure people will gape
But you still got an ape
in a suit
Spritz him 'til wet
With the Eau de Toilette
And you're still gonna get
A stench
Dampen him well
In a quart of Chanel
It won't cover the smell
I should know, I'm French!
Take him to see Don Giovanni
Show him Cezanne's lovely fruit
Teach him to cook
From Escoffier's book
He's still a gorilla en croute
You still got a chimp in a suit
Dress up a monkey in Armani
He may seem precocious and cute
Despite all that primpin'
You still got a chimp in a suit
Teach him the second verse of "Swanee"
And most of "Moon River" to boot
Sure people will gape
But you still got an ape
in a suit
Spritz him 'til wet
With the Eau de Toilette
And you're still gonna get
A stench
Dampen him well
In a quart of Chanel
It won't cover the smell
I should know, I'm French!
Take him to see Don Giovanni
Show him Cezanne's lovely fruit
Teach him to cook
From Escoffier's book
He's still a gorilla en croute
You still got a chimp in a suit
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