Ronald McDonald vs. The Burger King Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. EpicLLOYD, MC Goldiloxx & Nice Peter)

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
RONALD MCDONALD!
VERSUS!
THE BURGER KING!
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Burger King]
Welcome to BK! How can I serve ya today?
One flame broiled ass clown? Have it your way!
You can't do fast food half as good as I do
Your pink slime meat turns my asshole to a drive-thru!
You're played out like a Chuck-E-Cheese Token
Your style's like your ice cream machines: broken
I'm dropping Whoppers that'll knock you off the menu!
Call you Ronald Donald, 'cause there's no MC in you

[Verse 2: Ronald McDonald]
Why don't you call me Ronald Jeremy? 'Cause I'm getting nasty
Like the whoppers you sell made of horse lips and ass meat
Ask Rick and Morty who's the lyrical boss
I've got lines for days, call me Szechuan Sauce!
The undisputed GOAT of putting burgers in bellies
I'm fast food Eminem, you're Machine Gun Kelly
I'm Coke to your Pepsi; I'm Mac, you're Android
Let's be real, I'm Nice Peter, and you're EpicLLOYD