Good day and welcome to the Cult of the Lamb!
We’ve got a full field of fruits and berries
Right beside our cemeteries!
We won’t sent pamphlets out of pelt you with spam-
-I promise! You’ll be the GOAT to serve the lamb!
We’ll toil all day and eat a feast at night
Before we dance in the nude around the fire light!
Then you might become my new spouse!
Come try out our outhouse!
Help us smite our acolytes in sacrificial rite!
I don’t really know…
Sounds a bit intense…
Eat some minced up meat till it makes sense!
Come join our family in the Cult of the Lamb!
You’ll love our dice games and daily sermons
Between bowls of butchered vermin!
Sure, sheep’ll call our cult a fraud and a scam-
-Whatever! It’s not so baaaaad to serve the lamb!
I can help with your darkest desires…
All your wildest dreams can come true!
Indoctrination’s the hip new sensation
And pure adulation’s all I need from you!
We’ve got a full field of fruits and berries
Right beside our cemeteries!
We won’t sent pamphlets out of pelt you with spam-
-I promise! You’ll be the GOAT to serve the lamb!
We’ll toil all day and eat a feast at night
Before we dance in the nude around the fire light!
Then you might become my new spouse!
Come try out our outhouse!
Help us smite our acolytes in sacrificial rite!
I don’t really know…
Sounds a bit intense…
Eat some minced up meat till it makes sense!
Come join our family in the Cult of the Lamb!
You’ll love our dice games and daily sermons
Between bowls of butchered vermin!
Sure, sheep’ll call our cult a fraud and a scam-
-Whatever! It’s not so baaaaad to serve the lamb!
I can help with your darkest desires…
All your wildest dreams can come true!
Indoctrination’s the hip new sensation
And pure adulation’s all I need from you!
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