On the Amazon Don McLean

[Intro]
There's the danger zone, not a stranger zone
Than the little plot I walk on that I call my home
Full of eerie sights, weird and scary sights
Every vicious animal that creeps and crawls and bites

[Verse 1]
On the Amazon the prophylactics prowl
On the Amazon the hypodermics howl
On the Amazon you'll hear a scarab scowl and sting
Zodiacs on the wing

[Verse 2]
All the stalactites and vicious vertebrae
Hunt the stalagmites while laryngitis slay
All the parasites that come from Paraguay in the spring
Mm, hmm-hmm-hmm
Snarling equinox among the rocks will seize you
And the Fahrenheit comes out at night to freeze you

[Chorus]
Wild duodenum are lurking in the trees
And the jungle swarms with green apostrophes
Oh, the Amazon is calling me

[Verse 3]
On the Amazon the pax vobiscum bite
On the Amazon the epiglottis fight
On the Amazon the hemispheres at night all slink
Where the agnostics drink