Mr. Goldstone, I Love You Ethel Merman

[ROSE]
Have an egg roll, Mr. Goldstone
Have a napkin, have a chopstick, have a chair!
Have a sparerib, Mr. Goldstone—
Any sparerib that I can spare
I'll be glad to share!

Have a dish, have a fork
Have a fish, have a pork
Put your feet up, feel at home
Have a smoke, have a Coke
Would you like to hear a joke?
I'll have June recite a poem!

Have a litchi, Mr. Goldstone
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Ginger peachy, Mr. Goldstone
Have a kumquat—have two!
Everybody give a cheer
Santa Claus is sitting here—
Mr. Goldstone, I love you!

Have a Goldstone, Mr. Egg Roll
Tell me any little thing that I can do
Have some fried rice, Mr. Soy Sauce
Have a cookie, have a few!
What's the matter, Mr. G?
Have another pot of tea!
Mr. Goldstone, I love you!