Satan Was Way Cool Beck

Satan was way cool
Everybody was in awe of Satan
He never wore clothes
He just walked around with a goatee and horns coming out of his head

He had tattoos and was probably into body piercing
Way before anyone else
Satan was the snake that tempted Eve
He knew how lame Eden was
So he invented sex
Adam and Eve were thankful and had lots of sex
Which increased the population

Finally there was too many people
So Satan invented war
So people could kill each oher
That way there was more places to live and more food

After many wars, people got bored
So God gave them Jesus
Soon they killed Jesus
And got bored again

So Satan gave them rock and roll
Rock and roll became bigger than religion
Everyone wanted to be in a rock and roll band
When Robert Johnson wanted to learn how to play guitar
All he had to do was go down to the crossroads and ask Satan