Conspiracy Theory Guy Ray William Johnson (Ft. Wax)

[Intro: Ray William Johnson]
Here let me, uh, let me log onto my Facebook really quick
I-I gotta post this article
Have you guys seen the X-Files?
I mean it's basically a documentary

[Chorus: Ray William Johnson]
I'm unfollowing
'Cause you bother me
Your posts make me die inside
It's hard to read
What's in your feed
Conspiracy Theory Guy

[Verse 1: Ray William Johnson]
Ha, ha!
He calls himself John Doe, 'cause he's kinda discrete
'Cause he thinks he's hiding from Illuminati elite
(No)
But he's really just a troll, who's sitting at home alone
Listening to Alex Jones, waiting for me to tweet
(I hate this guy)
Ha!
I find his timeline quite appalling
And every other reply he says "the sky is falling"
(Oh my god!)
And says that we should never vaccinate a human body
And if I argue with him man, "You're part of the Illuminati"!
(Yeah)
Well you should read what he posts
2Pac is alive, the moon landing's a hoax
(Chill)
He thinks your phone is tapped, man, you just never noticed it
He thinks the weather's bad 'cause the government's controlling it
It's all part of that secret society!
(What?)
Run by aliens living here quietly!
He should pack his laptop and take it for a ride
And if the Earth is really flat he should throw it off the side