Hetero ALL

[Verse 1]
What a fucked up world
Or is it my fucked up head?
The only way you are cool
Is if you're gay or dead

[Chorus]
Straight, normal, hetero guy
Normal, hetero, straight guy

[Verse 2]
I never get any chicks
But it's better than a gun
Or a dick in the mouth
Is there any place to be for
A normal straight guy like me?

[Chorus]
Straight, normal, hetero guy
Normal, hetero, straight guy

[Bridge]
Maybe I should pierce my butt
Or get a few tattoos
Maybe I should wear a dress
And be a homo like you