More Of A Man Rodney Carrington

She likes to go hunting with her buddies
She once killed a dear with just a stick
She likes those smoky bars and rock gut whiskey
And pull my fingers still her favorite trick

She likes Hormel chilly on her ice cream yeah
With a jalapeño pepper on the side
She once fried bacon with her shirt off
Chopped up an onion and didn't even cry

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Hey shes more of a man then I'll ever be
Shes done things that most men can't believe
She chews tobacco swallows the juice
Her real names shela but they call her moose
Shes more of a man then I'll ever be
It's plaine to see
She put the he in she
Shes more of a man then I'll ever be

She likes her old job down at the factory
Even though she lost an arm in 83
She spent a little time in fulsome prison
And Johnny Cash is tattooed on her knee

Shes never rode a bull that's ever throne her
Hell she rode one all the way through tennasee
Shes never met a man whose ever owned her
Although I think shes got the hots for me