Cain slew Abel
Seth, he knew not why
For, if the children of Israel were supposed to multiply
Why must any children die?
So he asked the L-rd
And the L-rd said:
"Man means nothing
He means even less to me
Than the lonliest cactus flower
Or the homeless yucca tree
He chases round the desert hah!
Chasing after me ('cause he thinks he might find me there)
L-rd, that's why I love mankind
(He's so stupid)
I recoil in horror from the fondness of thee
From the squalor and the filth; all your misery
Oh, how we laugh up here in Heaven
At the praise you offer me
That is why i just love mankind hah!"
The Christians and the Jews
They had a great, big jamboree
The Buddhists and the Hindus
Joined in on satellite TV
They picked the four greatest priests
They began to speak
Seth, he knew not why
For, if the children of Israel were supposed to multiply
Why must any children die?
So he asked the L-rd
And the L-rd said:
"Man means nothing
He means even less to me
Than the lonliest cactus flower
Or the homeless yucca tree
He chases round the desert hah!
Chasing after me ('cause he thinks he might find me there)
L-rd, that's why I love mankind
(He's so stupid)
I recoil in horror from the fondness of thee
From the squalor and the filth; all your misery
Oh, how we laugh up here in Heaven
At the praise you offer me
That is why i just love mankind hah!"
The Christians and the Jews
They had a great, big jamboree
The Buddhists and the Hindus
Joined in on satellite TV
They picked the four greatest priests
They began to speak
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