Bald Headed Blues (Battle of the Billionaires) Jim Johnston (Ft. Phillip Namanworth)

[Chorus]
I've got the bald headed blues
I've been a victim of a crime
I've got the bald headed blues
I've been a victim of a crime
'Cause now that I have lost my hair
I should've lose my mind

[Verse 1]
I used to be a [?]
I was a striking thing to see (I was a striking thing to see)
Yes, I used to be a [?], man
A man's man, you'd like to be
But now my manhood's stripped away
Just like they did to Hercules (oh no)

[Chorus]
I've got the bald headed blues
I've been a victim of a crime
I've got the bald headed blues
I've been a victim of a crime
'Cause now that I have lost my hair
I should've lose my mind

[Verse 2]
I went to see my doctor
I asked for his advice
He glanced up at my bare head and said the news would not be nice
I have to change my lifestyle from sex, and power and fame
'Cause all he could offer me was Viagra and Rogaine