It was a sunny morning when the Super Bowl committee was about to announce the Half Time act for the Super Bowl. In attendance was famous singers like Katy Perry, Taylor Swift and Kanye West. Kanye West sat in smug contempt knowing he would be chosen
"I will be singing the Half Time show, I am the greatest living man, even greater than Garfield." Thought Kanye West to himself with vanity. As Committee chairman opened letter all gasped with anticipation and sweat ran down their faces
"The next Super Bowl Half Time Show act will be... GARFIELD!" Declared the Super Bowl committee announcer with excitement
Everyone cheered and celebrated except Kanye West, who exploded into a fit of rage
"WHAT." Cried out Kanye West as he bolted from his chair
"This is an abomination. I am the Chosen Artist of the Millennium, it should be me who performs!" Shouted Kanye West with grandiosity
"You are chosen garbage man of the trash heap. Garfield is clearly the greatest man." Said Super Bowl Committee chairman to Kanye West
"You will all pay for this in dividends!" Kanye West said as he boarded his private jet
"Take me home. I need to speak with my lovely Kim for advice." Said Kanye West to pilot as he sat back in his recliner chair
Kanye West's private plane flew like Eagle with a wing full of fury and came to his mansion headquarters. Kanye West Departed his plane to enter the comfort of his house and be greeted by his beloved
"Kanye you are back and you must be so happy that you are singing in the Super Bowl." Kim Kardashian said rushing to Kanye West
"NO. You will not believe the insults I endured. I will not be singing in the Super Bowl. instead it will be GARFIELD." Spatted out Kanye West in disgust
"But Kanye, you are the Chosen Artist of the Millennium, this cannot be." Said Kim Kardashian with disbelief
"I will be singing the Half Time show, I am the greatest living man, even greater than Garfield." Thought Kanye West to himself with vanity. As Committee chairman opened letter all gasped with anticipation and sweat ran down their faces
"The next Super Bowl Half Time Show act will be... GARFIELD!" Declared the Super Bowl committee announcer with excitement
Everyone cheered and celebrated except Kanye West, who exploded into a fit of rage
"WHAT." Cried out Kanye West as he bolted from his chair
"This is an abomination. I am the Chosen Artist of the Millennium, it should be me who performs!" Shouted Kanye West with grandiosity
"You are chosen garbage man of the trash heap. Garfield is clearly the greatest man." Said Super Bowl Committee chairman to Kanye West
"You will all pay for this in dividends!" Kanye West said as he boarded his private jet
"Take me home. I need to speak with my lovely Kim for advice." Said Kanye West to pilot as he sat back in his recliner chair
Kanye West's private plane flew like Eagle with a wing full of fury and came to his mansion headquarters. Kanye West Departed his plane to enter the comfort of his house and be greeted by his beloved
"Kanye you are back and you must be so happy that you are singing in the Super Bowl." Kim Kardashian said rushing to Kanye West
"NO. You will not believe the insults I endured. I will not be singing in the Super Bowl. instead it will be GARFIELD." Spatted out Kanye West in disgust
"But Kanye, you are the Chosen Artist of the Millennium, this cannot be." Said Kim Kardashian with disbelief
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