Dizaster vs. Hollohan King of the Dot (Ft. Dizaster & Hollohan)

[Round 1: Dizaster]
Hollohan...that's an awesome brand
You are not a man
'Cause let me explain what it took to get this dude here
Haven't seen him in like 22 years
He vanished into the hills and grew this huge beard
He learned how to start fire, he learned how to use spears
And I knew this, so I followed this long trail of empty cans of root beer
Which led me to a cabin
I'm thinkin,' "This must be it. It smells like someone is cookin' soup near."
Then suddenly he came out of nowhere with a shotgun and fired off a round in the opposite direction talkin' 'bout, "Who's here?"
I said, "Jeffrey?"
"Is that you Bachir?"
Welcome back home under the strobe light, Snow White
But you already know we all know how this gon' go, right?
He thinks just cause I'm disabled that automatically means that I won't fight
But it's only right I stepped up on crutches cause I've had a leg up on you like my whole life
Oh, and they say I'm the one with one foot
How?
When we first booked this battle I was down and he pussied out
Got up and tried to walk away and somehow I stood my ground
Look, I know you not in love with it no more but look at me
I was supposed to battle Crooked I, but instead I'm battlin' you, and I'm walkin' crooked now
And even though I'm half crippled we still booked this, cause they gon' have to take both my legs to cut me down
Hop scotching over to the airport like, "This is for you Pat. I'm ready to cook this clown."
Cause what's the difference? You've always had one foot in the game while your other foot was out
So technically both of us are operating on one foot for now
"C'mon Jeffrey you fuckin' plumber!"
He's a neanderthal, let's place our bets now
We can all hedge how far he de-evolved
They threw him in the looney bin squeezin' all these narcotics into his little squeaky bald head
He's in a straight jacket hoppin' around callin' the nurses, "GAY FAGGOTS!"
All them cocktails they would feed him used to leave him on edge
He spent so much of his time in hospitals sleepin' on beds
He's no longer Hollohan the G.O.D. to me he's just Jeff
AKA The Lyrxo On Meds
Bitch, you started a name brand by takin' shots at the main man
And winded up falling off into a bottomless wasteland, a paperweight champ
Back to your base camp
You claim you this changed man but it's not enough weight to weather the Rain Man (reign man)
Yeah, R.I.P. Pat
You tried to replace the GOAT but it's just not the same like Lebron James when he starred in Space Jam
Bitch, you'se an antiquated caveman
And I don't usually shake hands with grown men who still take Xan's
When I look at you, all I see is Ray Bans and cocaine grams
Got another Andrew Tate fan with a fake spray tan
Bitch, you came back and the image changed all the way fam'
You look like you on some Game Of Thrones shit
And you might as well be since chasin' dragons was always part of ya game plan
Someone tell this redneck extremist
That doesn't believe in infectious diseases
That that's somethin' I can agree with
But there's levels between us
I'm so heterogeneous
I can make your bitch develop a fetus, simply from brushin' the head of my penis
Yeah, yeah, now she's pregnant with Jesus
Immaculate conception to a false G.O.D
I'm even makin' a degenerate heathen Pledge Of Allegiance
To a set of beliefs he'd ain't never aggree with
Bitch, I'm a battle rap scientist
I develop a thesis and get inside your head with it like telekinesis
Start disconnecting telomeres and reconnecting the pieces
Extend your shelf life then rearrange your whole genetic cellular sequence
'Til you appear as a more intelligent species
Cause he goin' extinct today
Whether a meteor, either or
His body gettin' fossilized beneath the floor
Bones slithered on beaches' shores
Places you haven't seen before
I'm raiding anglo saxon castles and breeching doors
Waving flags, swingin' medieval swords like Spanish Conquistadors
You get hit with a 6.5 millimeter Creedmoor
I came to put stats on the leaderboard
The foundation is shakin', the walls breakin' like I'm channeling Pat through a Ouija board
Bitch you can't see me
You only came back here to get your ass beat like Theodore
And it shoulda happened
Don't be mad, you from the Klan
Look at this like...passing the tiki torch
Bitch, I did this here for the family of Pat
And the fact his people wanna see me more
We not readin' the same script
A master at speakin' linguistically superior
This a teenage dorm reading to a Steven Spielberg score
We could never be even
I told him, if I ever re-explode it's for a real meaningful moment and that moment has reached it's toll
I'm outside lookin' for somethin' to eat like a beach seagull
And I got the Midas Touch, so everything I put my hands on eventually turns into a walking piece of gold like 3CPO
Sucka
Ayo hold up, aye aye
D to the I to the Z
Operation Swollen Knee
I'm sure (shore) like Normandy
If ya bitch walked up like Yoshi G
And ordered a bowl of alphabet soup she would've choked on the D
This is war in 3D, I'm fresh off the boat to throw you off yours
No Web3
No more NFT's
I'ma just straight up leave you floatin' out in the open sea
Oh, you don't think I'll leave you floatin'? Well come fuck with the boy and see (buoyance)
Straight up, they asked me why I did this
"Of course you came here cause of you and Pat Stay's friendship."
Nah, that's not why I did this
I heard Frak was gonna be on the card and I was like, "Psst. Ain't no way I'ma miss this."
Fuckin' idiots, grow up
Half you sloppy out of shape body guys make me wanna throw up
If you would've put Arcane on day one I prolly wouldn't have shown up
Ayo Hollohan is finished
I know him
He has posters on his wall of Gavin McInnes
His fans and his friends want him to come back to his senses
But he can't help it, he can't help but keep actin' offensive
The same passive aggressiveness that he battles depressions with
But if our boy Pat's passing was a message then let that be a lesson to the man standin' next to him
The life is too short and this shit can happen to the best of 'em
But he owes it to Pat himself if anyone to come back and pick back up the tracks that he left for him
Yeah, I'm done here
I wanna say that me and Hollohan, no matter what, we will always give Pat Stay the throne
That's why I showed up to this championship with a fucked up leg today to say
I even gave Patrick my home (Mahomes)