I Was In a Car Crash Talkshow Boy

Travelling is getting difficult
All the goblins hog my headspace
I feel horny, let's get physical
You feel horny, i feel terrible

If I die will you hold a funeral
I don't wanna die, so don't bury me alive
I've got a dangerous plan involving
You I wrote you into my life

And you go walking looking like a celery
Stick you say "I'm not that smart
And love won't win you back my heart
It's money money money that i want

What would you do if i was in a car crash?
What would you do if i was in an air smash?
What would you do if i was in a car crash?
What would you do if i was in an air smash?
What would you do if i was in a car crash?
What would you do if i was in an air smash?
What would you do if i was in a car crash?
What would you do if i was in an air smash?