Car Phone Sheeler & Sheeler

[On the car phone]
- Tina, Tina, this is Bill, I'm on the 4-0-5 just past Mulholland
My ETA should be 8:15. What's today's agenda?
- You've got a huddle here with McKimson and Klein at 8:30. A brunch meeting at the Polo Lounge at 11:30, and a new presentation at 2
- Okay, call Jack; tell him to stall Klein until 8:45. Change the reservations to Citrus for brunch and pick up my dry cleaning. Beep me if there's a problem. It's a good thing I have a... car phone

[Vese 1]
It was smog-filled morning in old L.A
Freeway shootings in Sepulveda Pass (bang! bang!)
Another dumb driver just cut me off
Thank god I purchased bullet-proof glass
I've got meetings, luncheons, a tennis game
And drinks with Sylvester Stallone
I book up my busy calendar
On my brand new shiny car phone, ta-ta!

[Chorus]
He's got a bitchin' car phone
He thinks he owns the road (beep-beep)
Yeah, he's got a brand-new car phone
He's stuck in the yuppie mode
Since he has a brand-new car phone
You better not get in his way
He's gonna use that car phone
To make his name in L.A
Car phone!
Car phone!