Jesus the Biff Ninja I Fucked a Turkey

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[Intro: Pastor Jim Colerick]
That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my nigga

[Hook: Connor Edwards]
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh
I just stabbed your cat, yuh
Fuck it, we came back, yuh
God told us do that, yuh
Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh

[Verse 1: Connor Edwards]
My roly-polies are going
Over my scoliosis
Oh shit, oh, it's
Your bitch, bloated
I hope you may have noticed this
I've noted that you're over it
Truth is: you suck dick
Your dad's gay, you know it
You farted, that's a potent shit
Kim Jong-un exploded it
Bomb test, blow it
Your dad, blow him
Punch your dog while throating it
Women cannot vote on it
Rehab; quote it
Fuck off, Bing it

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