I Wish I Were Da Vinci's Notebook

[Verse 1]
I wish I were a bird
'Cause if I were a bird
Then I could take wing high above you
You could watch my white wings flap
And I could take a great big crap
On anyone who tried to hurt you
But then I'd have to desert you
Flying southward in the fall...
I don't want to be a bird after all

[Verse 2]
I wish I were a dog
'Cause if I were a dog
Then I'd do tricks to show I love you
I could run and fetch the stick
And I could sit right down and lick my privates
When your Mom came over
But if I was your Rover
You'd have my testicles recalled...
I don't want to be a dog after all

[Chorus]
Lai-da-dai, lai-da-dai, lai-da-dai, lai-da-dai
Lai-da-dai, lai-da-dai, lai-da-dai
Lai-da-dai, lai-da-dai, lai-da-dai, lai-da-dai
Lai-da-dai, lai-da-dai, lai-da-dai