Bridget the Midget (Queen of the Blues) Ray Stevens

Well, come on down to the go-go, we're down on the strip
If you want to get hip to a brand new trip
They got a new soul singer, she's really dynamite
Jam up, jelly tight, out of sight, alright, ow!

Well, she may be small, just two feet tall
But if you give her half a chance, she'll pin you to the wall
She's a little showstopper, you're gonna have a ball
She can sing, she can dance, she can really do it all, yeah

And now, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado
It is indeed a great pleasure to introduce to you
Held over for three weeks and getting rave reviews
Here's Bridget the midget, the queen of the blues

Here's Bridget, ha ha ha ha
Thank you, folks, ha ha
Thank you

I want to know something
Do you feel alright? (Yeah)
Oh, come on now, you can do better than that
Do you feel alright? (Yeah!)

Wow, that makes me feel so good
Let me hear it again
Do you feel alright? (Yeah!)