BIG DICK RANDY: CHRISTMAS DigBar

[Part I]

[Chorus]
Twinkle, twinkle, stay inside
Big Dick Randy did not die
Twinkle, twinkle, holy shit
Big Dick Randy's got a big, hol' up, wait

[Verse]
Big Dick Randy comin' back, he's alive
Two days ago, looked him right in his eyes
Big Randy back, and I'm hella surprised
Cause I shot him in the head, like, multiple times
Like what? He on a mission
Takin' presents and he givin' out dickin'
Instead of cookies, I'ma leave out some chicken
So I could lure that nigga right to my kitchen
I'm kinda scared, cause he dressed up like he Santa
He love seein' niggas in spotted pajamas
He big and strong, he a bad mamma jamma
That man hella gay, like the dudes in Atlanta
He smellin' fear, the fear it is in me
Big Dick Randy finna slide down the chimney
He 7 foot, kinda wish he was 6'3
Another holiday I gotta watch out for Big D
I'm stayin' up, I'm not goin' to sleep
Big Dick Randy gon' take my cheeks
If I lay down, and I close my eyes
He gon' come down through the chimney, he slide
Then he gon' stand right at my bedside
Then wake me up just by grippin' my thigh
Take off my booty, I think I'm gon' die
Take all my presents and take off my side
Randy ain't die, like dang it, I knew it
It make me cry when I'm makin' this music
He gon' pull up to my crib, he gon do it
Just got BBL, so I hope I don't lose it