My Plea Jack Stauber

[Intro]
Mm, ah-mm
Mm, mm-mm-mm
Mm-yeah

[Verse 1]
Hey! It’s been a long time
Since I’ve seen your name online
AIM is in a decline
Think we need a little rewind
Drop out and learn to bartend
Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink till I say when (When!)
Call up your mom on the payphone, fifty cents go:
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ri-ing!

[Chorus]
(Hello?) I’m not trying to bug you, babe
But I just got mugged today (Really sucked!)
And I need some money to buy candy bars (Yum yum)
No, I’m not trying to bug you, babe (Uh-uh!)
But I got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars (Mm!)

[Break]
Snickers...
100 Grand...
Almond Joy...
Kit Kat...
Crunch...