Brown Eyed Handsome Man Wanda Jackson

Well I arrested on charges of unemployment
He was sittin' on the witness stand
The judge's wife called up the district attorney
Said, "Free that brown-eyed man
If you want your job you better free that brown-eyed man"

Now beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer man
Her mother said, "Darlin', go out
And find yourself a brown-eyed handsome man
Just like your daddy, a brown-eyed handsome man"

Well Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hands
Oh but she lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match
To win a brown-eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown-eyed handsome man

I was flyin' across the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
She'd walked thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown-eyed handsome man

Now "two three," the count, nobody on
He hit a high fly into the stand
Rounding third and comin' in for home
It was a brown-eyed handsome man that won the game
He was a brown-eyed handsome man
He was a brown-eyed handsome man
He was a brown-eyed handsome man