TV Mama Hank Williams Jr.

[Verse 1]
I was in my bed sleeping
Oh boy, what a dream
I was in my bed sleeping
Oh boy, what a dream
I was dreaming 'bout my TV mama
The one with the big widescreen

[Chorus]
She got great big eyes and little bitty feets
And in the way, woo, she's so nice and neat
She's my TV mama
One with a big widescreen

[Post-Chorus]
Every time that woman loved me
Man she sure makes me cream
I mean like a milkshake

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 2]
She taste just like candy
Boy that'd really go for sweets
I love her from head down to her little bitty feets
Shе's my TV mama
One with a big widescreen
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