Scene: On a street, at Christmas time as snow falls with a Santa ringing a bell for charity in the background, three young boys sing a holiday favorite...

Boys: (singing) Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg! The Batmobile lost its...

One of the boys, Dougie, turns and bumps into someone... it's the Caped Crusader himself alongside Robin.

Dougie: Batman?

Santa turns, sees the dynamic duo and quickly runs off in a panic

Batman: Keep singing boys, we were learning a lot.

Robin: Yeah, I never knew Batman had an odor problem.

Batman: (he sniffs under his armpits) Hmm... weird, I don't smell anything. Do you Dougie?

Batman grabs Dougie's head and stuffs forces the boy's face into his armpit. Dougie's muffled screams can be heard

Batman: I can't hear you.

Batman throws Dougie back to his friends

Dougie: (starting to cry) I want my mommy!

Batman: Yeah, me too.
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