Mullet Wheatus (Ft. Schäffer the Darklord)

[Verse 1]
Straight from the barber shoppe
To the emergency room
I had to take the bus with Gus
All the way through
Dr. Spock, he said he's seen this before
But not since Ratt came to town
Go round and round
He said, there's nothin' I can do for you boy
It's too late, too late, but my brother's an attorney if you're gonna press charges

[Chorus]
Hockey hair, soccer rocker
Sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker
Sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel
Hockey hair, soccer rocker
Sphinx, sphinx
Bridge and tunnel, bridge and tunnel

[Chorus 2]
I knew that I had to cut it
Just buzz it off and say fuck it!
Party out back, vokuhila
Get me the fuck outta here