Catholic Girls Frank Zappa

[Liner Note]
A festive CYO party with crepe paper streamers, contestants for the broom dance, the hokey pokey, baked goods, & Father Riley making sure the lights don't go down too low...

[Refrain: Father Riley & various party-goers]
Catholic girls (With a tiny little mustache)
Catholic girls (Do you know how they go?)
Catholic girls (In the rectory basement)
(Father Riley's a fairy but it don't bother Mary)
Catholic girls (At the CYO)
Catholic girls (Do you know how they go?)
Catholic girls (There can be no replacement)
(How do they go, after the show?)

[Verse 1: Joe]
All the way, that's the way they go
Every day, and none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-hip-hooray, for all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic girl
At the CYO when they learn to blow

[Refrain: Father Riley & Mary & Others]
They're learning to blow all the catholic boys!
(Warren Cuccurullo)
Catholic boys! (Kinda young, kinda wow!)
Catholic boys! (Vinnie Colaiuta)
Where are they now? Did they all take the vow?