The Parable of Glenn McGrath’s Haircut TISM

[Refrain]
Ooh, ahh, Glenn McGrath, oh, ahh, Glenn McGrath
Ooh, ahh, Glenn McGrath, ooh, ahh, Glenn McGrath

[Verse 1]
My mate Roger got a girl pregnant when he was fourteen
He was so shit scared he told me
And when he said that her dad was a cop
I thought he was joking
I told him he’s got to tell someone
And so he went and told a teacher
And the girl eventually got an abortion
He was fucking shittin' himself, let me tell you
But six months later, he was fuckin' around like always

[Refrain]
Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath, ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
Ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath, ooh, aahh, Glenn McGrath
How did we win? Easy

[Verse 2]
"You better watch it", I thought to myself
But Roger was pretty fuckin' sure of himself
He was the guy who first bought a block of hash to a party
'Cause I was his friend, I was there
When he first showed it to people
We all went down the backyard and he rolled a joint
Where did he get it from?
My parents would've killed me if they knew
Thought we’d all turn into junkies or something
If we had too much