To Be or Not to Be (The Hitler Rap) Mel Brooks

[Intro]
Heil! Siegety Heil!
Heil! Siegety Heil!
Heil! (Heil myself!)
Siegety Heil!
Heil! Siegety Heil!

[Verse 1]
Well, hi there people, you know me
I used to run a little joint called Germany
I was number one, the people's choice
And everybody listened to my mighty voice
My name is Adolf, I'm on the mic
I'm gonna hit you with the story of the New Third Reich:
Well, it all began down in Munich town
And pretty soon the word started getting around
So I said to Martin Bormann, I said "Hey Marty
Why don't we throw a little Nazi party?"
So we had an election, well, kinda sorta
And before you knew it, hello new order!
To all the little mothers in the Fatherland
I said "Achtung baby! I got me a plan!"
They said "What you got, Adolf? What you gonna do?"
I said "How about this one? World War II!

[Chorus]
To be or not to be
Oh baby, can't you see
We're gonna take it to the top
You're making history
And it feels so good to me
Ooh darling, please don't ever stop
Don't be stupid, be a smarty
Come on and join the Nazi Party!
(Come on today!)