I Hate 2 Brag Shaquille O'Neal

[Intro: Speaker 1 and Speaker 2]
— Hello?
— Hello?
— Hello?
— Hello?
— Let me speak to Def Jef
— Who's calling?
— I'm not talking to you, musty under-arm odour-breath! I wanna talk to Def Jef. Last song he did with Shaq, Shaq was pretty braggadocious. I want Shaq to be braggadocious all the way, know what I'm sayin'?

[Verse 1]
Once again, it's time to get braggadocious
The tall human being, that's right, Shaq-a-tocious
Check out my lyrical slam-slam, watch me flim-flam-flam
My refractor click-clacks, I biggity-bish the bam-bam
Punk be sleepin' on my skills, Magic pay me mils and my bills
Now I should move to Beverly Hills (uh-oh)
Naw, I'm jokin', backboards are broken
I grab the cord to the mic and start chokin'
Like I can't breathe, runnin' out of breath
I dribble the microphone between my legs, right to left
I got my second wind now, you better back up
Shaq Attack up, it's gonna act up
Don't make me crack up
Those skills, I bring it
Alarm, already ringin'
I duh, duh, d– d– duh, now watch me ding it
I kick rhymes like a real rapper should
I hate to brag, but damn, I'm good