Our Great Mikado, virtuous man Gilbert and Sullivan

[PISH-TUSH]
Our great Mikado, virtuous man
When he to rule our land began
Resolved to try
A plan whereby
Young men might best be steadied
So he decreed, in words succinct
That all who flirted, leered or winked
(Unless connubially linked)
Should forthwith be beheaded
Beheaded, beheaded
Should forthwith be beheaded
And I expect you'll all agree
That he was right to so decree
And I am right
And you are right
And all is right as right can be!

[Chorus]
And you are right
And we are right
And all is right, is right as right can be!

[PISH-TUSH & Chorus]
And all is right as right can be
Right as right can be!