Literal Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Trailer Tobuscus

Introductory helicopter nature shot
Bad guy at a safe distance
Second helicopter introductory nature shot
Bad guy at an uncomfortably close distance
(Turn)

Careful, Harry, he doesn't have a nose
Harry needs some sleep
And he needs a nose
And he needs some sleep
And some new glasses
And he needs a manicure
Don't sleep yet, Harry, he's gonna kill you
LOOK OUT!

Spell, dodge, too many passengers
Dramatic turn
How does that hold him up?
First time he touched a girl
Pan up, pointy roof
Leaf bed, look right
This movie is extremely important
Force field dissolves
Dramatically raise hand
That train is screwed
Slowly look left
This movie is the most important movie you will ever see
Back up in a library
Raise your hand
(And a wand)
Dragon's pissed, Weasley's scared
Of a bunch of bad guys
But he acts brave while he runs
You've gotta buy two tickets
Masked guy on a broom swerve
Run throw exploding
Running, closer shot, cast a spell
DUCK
Be careful with that stick, too late