Regina George vs J. Edgar Hoover Snakebite126 (Ft. GarbageGothic, JesseBoxVO, JustGamer & Michael Stark)

[Intro]
Snakebite Rap Battles
Regina George vs J. Edgar Hoover
Begin!

[Verse 1 - Regina George, Gretchen Wieners, Karen Smith]
Oh, me first? I'm so honored
AAHHH I think there's a corpse on set, ew!
Oh wait a second, you're that Hoover guy
From the history lessons I slept through
But my bitch of a teacher, not me
Called you a blackmailing, power hungry sadist
But I'm just a- what the eff does she want now?
Sorry, I've gotta take this
Gretchen, I'm busy oh, I just heard a rumor
About Hoover and- On with it, Gretch
Well they're saying he's an old hound who likes balls in his mouth
What, likе Karen? How's that for fetch?
Hold on- She said I'm old? Did shе see that guy's chins?
Sorry, I'll be right back- yeah?

[Verse 2 - Edgar Hoover, William C. Sullivan]
Sullivan, cut the wiretap (On it)
Shut their whiny traps, and prepare for my rap
Edgar Hoover, wrecking losers
Packing more flow than the Hoover Dam
This INTELPRO is spitting roasts
To bust this damn clique like the Ku Klux Klan
I hope you got hotter flames in your Burn Book
Soil this girl's image 'cause she's nothing without her looks
So nibble on the truth like those bars were full of protein
You couldn't fit in my shoes, you can't fit in your own jeans
And yes, I've sat through your play, barely
Someone take this horrid lady offstage
I kicked the women out the Bureau and all I'll say is
They should keep these broads off Broadway
Got all the girls copying your fashion kits
So much plastic, you're like a fucking diva mannequin
So stop poisoning your African friend with hysteria
The real George kept it honest, god bless America