Maraschino Valley R. Stevie Moore

The taste of life now is bitter and gray
Since you've departed the city today
Ghost-like commandments, they suffer, like me
And there's a man with his head up a tree
Hitchhiker pickpocket approaching
Look out, his gun is a finger and it's roasting

Maraschino valley, valley
Palamino daddy
Maraschino valley
Maraschino valley

Girl of my dreams has an axe in her face
Somebody foolishly took her someplace
Mantra amoeba just, heh, castrated you
Didn't they tell you the best thing to do?
What can i say to a snotty-nosed kid?
Hum hum hum hum hum hum la la la la?
Did you ever expect it to rain on you like this?
If only times weren't so fucked, little miss

Maraschino valley, valley
Maraschino valley
Maraschino valley
Maraschino valley
Take it away