[CASEY'S VOICE]
Hey, it's Casey
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
(beep)
[REGGIE]
This is your bailout, sweetie
Your bailout, honey
I'm calling to bail you out
You can tell him your dad's in the hospital
Your building's on fire
That's all you need to say
And you're free and on your way
It's your bestie calling
It's Reggie to the rescue
Here to save you from another catastrophic blind date
I've done it time and again
Saved you from horrendous men
All those losers
Who should never be allowed to procreate
Like that dentist with the foul breath
That made you wanna yack
Or that hippie with the hair
Growing only on his back
Or that guy obsessed with Disney
Second thought, I'll cut him slack
Though his love of princesses was rather suspect
Hey, it's Casey
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
(beep)
[REGGIE]
This is your bailout, sweetie
Your bailout, honey
I'm calling to bail you out
You can tell him your dad's in the hospital
Your building's on fire
That's all you need to say
And you're free and on your way
It's your bestie calling
It's Reggie to the rescue
Here to save you from another catastrophic blind date
I've done it time and again
Saved you from horrendous men
All those losers
Who should never be allowed to procreate
Like that dentist with the foul breath
That made you wanna yack
Or that hippie with the hair
Growing only on his back
Or that guy obsessed with Disney
Second thought, I'll cut him slack
Though his love of princesses was rather suspect
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