[Intro]
BONUS BATTLE!
TED
VS
PADDINGTON
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Paddington]
I'm Paddington, pardon my manners or rather the lack of em
Cuz I'll batter MacFarlane's abandon cum-rag a ton
It's tragic, I've never seen a TeD Talk so horny
Trying to get his Woody Buzz'd like Sextoy Story
You're a Boston talking, profit dropping, plush version of Chucky
Your friend got lucky with a girl until you stole her thunder, buddy!
And I'm sorry, but why does this mooch spend hours slacking?
Had is prime in shooting stardom now he's known as Hasbro's has been!
I'd call you washed up, but that odor has power
I'm certain that sperm bank was the last time you showered
Your biggest creeper started scheming until he came up with a deep plan
Until you needed Freeman to help you become a free man!
You left the theaters like John after all your tricks
Looks like your friend Wahlberg isn't the only Mark you missed
[Verse 2: Ted]
Oooh oooh scary, a Peruvian tourist!
Got me quaking even harder than your whole damn rain forest!
Suck my cock you stupid bitch, your getting bear-humped!
On the clock, I'm screwing chicks, your screwing haircuts!
I gotta say we're not the same I'm teaching you the Boston way
You're getting marmalade? I'm getting your mama laid!
The trail of yours gave you like no chance of winning!
If there was a Law and Order case, it would take less than five minutes!
Did you hear? The museum across the town is returning?
I'll have Sam call the taxi, for me to see your taxidermy!
BONUS BATTLE!
TED
VS
PADDINGTON
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Paddington]
I'm Paddington, pardon my manners or rather the lack of em
Cuz I'll batter MacFarlane's abandon cum-rag a ton
It's tragic, I've never seen a TeD Talk so horny
Trying to get his Woody Buzz'd like Sextoy Story
You're a Boston talking, profit dropping, plush version of Chucky
Your friend got lucky with a girl until you stole her thunder, buddy!
And I'm sorry, but why does this mooch spend hours slacking?
Had is prime in shooting stardom now he's known as Hasbro's has been!
I'd call you washed up, but that odor has power
I'm certain that sperm bank was the last time you showered
Your biggest creeper started scheming until he came up with a deep plan
Until you needed Freeman to help you become a free man!
You left the theaters like John after all your tricks
Looks like your friend Wahlberg isn't the only Mark you missed
[Verse 2: Ted]
Oooh oooh scary, a Peruvian tourist!
Got me quaking even harder than your whole damn rain forest!
Suck my cock you stupid bitch, your getting bear-humped!
On the clock, I'm screwing chicks, your screwing haircuts!
I gotta say we're not the same I'm teaching you the Boston way
You're getting marmalade? I'm getting your mama laid!
The trail of yours gave you like no chance of winning!
If there was a Law and Order case, it would take less than five minutes!
Did you hear? The museum across the town is returning?
I'll have Sam call the taxi, for me to see your taxidermy!
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