Elly May Insane Clown Posse

[Intro: Violent J]
Aw yeah
This is the story of Elly May
Mike E Clark on the funk, bitch
Woo
Recognize
It ain't Toby Keith, motherfucker
Like that, like that
Oh
There she go now
Hey, Elly May
Oh yeah
Well

[Verse 1: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope]
Elly May is the southernest that I ever saw
She has four youngins and her baby daddy is her pa
She teach third grade but dropped out in the first
And laughs like a donkey every time she curse
Elly May sells neden, she's pimped by 'em all
Business always sucks, but it's slowed to a crawl
She used to have a beard that would tickle my balls
But then shaved and revealed the worst mug I ever saw
Elly named her belly Big Sweetie Priscilla
When Elly hungry no smörgåsbord will fill her
She walks on her knuckles like a damn gorilla
An elephant gun to the face wouldn't kill her
Elly May like to say she the pigtail queen
You're probably thinkin' hair, but that ain't what I mean
Elly May like to grub and roll in the mud
And has a real pigtail right above her milk dud