King Kong [Make a Jazz Noise Here] Frank Zappa

BRUCE: You know, you know that reminds me of a real sad story. It happened right here in ... lovely Cleveland a long long time ago, 'bout, about three hundred and thirty million years ago in fact, in the Upper Devonian. There was a really nice intellectual kind of a placoderm type of a fish, and he was, he was real creative, and he was a-just having lot of fun living, living his life gently along here in the Upper Devonian Peninsula you've got here, and suddenly, out of nowhere, came a band of religious fanatic sharks. And they organized themselves in crazy, fiendish groups, and just ate everything, leaving nothing for this talented creative placoderm type fish, and ... it just brings tears to my eyes that you may let this happen again, in 1988. I don't know what to do about it! It's driving me wild! I can't hardly stand it no more! I might have to play an out-of-tune note or something! I JUST CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!

SENATOR HAWKINS: Pyromania!
JOHNNX GUITAR WATSON: Yeah!
SENATOR HAWKINS: No question!
BAND MEMBER: Thank you so much
SENATOR HAWKINS: Burn the building!
FZ: You're goin' to hell!
SENATOR HAWKINS: Burn burn burn
FZ: You're goin' to hell!
BAND MEMBER: Hey, I've been there!
FZ: You're goin' to hell!
SENATOR HOLLINGS: Maybe I could make a good rock star; I don't know
SENATOR HAWKINS: Tools of gratification in some twisted ... Tools of ... Tools of ... Tools of ...

IKE: Not that! Not the lizard!

FZ: Coming soon to an airport near you!