No Hablo InglŽs Bowling for Soup

On this page, discover the full lyrics of the song "No Hablo InglŽs" by Bowling for Soup. Lyrxo.com offers the most comprehensive and accurate lyrics, helping you connect with the music you love on a deeper level. Ideal for dedicated fans and anyone who appreciates quality music.

Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!
You-you-you-you-you!
(Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!)

My teacher asked me where my homework was
And that's when I told her: no hablo inglés
Policeman caught me doing 90
And that's when pulled me over: No hablo inglés
A hippy with a tambourine
Asking me if i could spare a dollar: No hablo inglés
Some douchebag at the club
Tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar: No hablo inglés

(One!) When I'm not feeling it
(Two!) When someone's full of shit
(Three!) When I get cut off at the bar
To make a getaway
It's all you gotta say
(Cuatro! Cinco! Seis!)
No hablo inglés
No hablo inglés (Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo inglés
No hablo inglés (Hey, hey, hey)

My nephew asks me if I'd take him
To the Jonas Brothers movie: No hablo inglés
Walking my dog I see a sign
That says to please pick up the doodie: No hablo inglés
My mom gets mad
'cause I never call my dad on his birthday: No hablo inglés
A guy walks up and says "¿Dónde está casa de Pepe?"
He no habla inglés

Previous Lyric Next Lyric